Most years we’re just thankful if our pants pass the button-pop test.
That’s why we’ve got this answer key to help you ace tomorrow’s multiple choices:
1) The worst way to start the meal is with:
A: Salad piled on your plate
B: Glass of water
C: A quick survey of the table’s options
D: An empty stomach
2) When eating turkey you should:
A: Choose gravy…isn’t cranberry sauce too sugary?
B: Be able to fit your serving in the palm of your hand
C: Only choose light meat
D: Keep the skin on
3) When it comes to sides…
A: Creamy and cheesy dishes don’t count on the holidays
B: Starches should be bigger than a computer mouse
C: Stuffing is bad as a verb and a noun
D: Sweet potatoes need more toppings than cinnamon or honey
4) Pumpkin pie:
A: Is a vegetable dish
B: Usually has less than 300 calories and 14g of fat
C: Is required in order to celebrate Thanksgiving
D: Is more acceptable with the crust removed



